Keep Away From Cliff Edges I read a sign that told me to keep away from Cliff Edges Problem is… I’ve never met him So, I don’t really know what he looks like And that’s a problem How do I keep away from someone I can’t even recognize? I could be standing next to Cliff Edges at the bus stop -And I wouldn’t know it I could be sitting next to Cliff Edges at the beach -And I wouldn’t know it I could be flying in a hot air balloon with Cliff Edges -And I wouldn’t know it I wonder about Cliff Edges Is he a scallywag as my Nana calls some boys Or, is he something worse? Maybe Cliff Edges is a ratbag? A nincompoop? A bully? Maybe, he’s just a little misunderstood, as my Mum likes to say I will keep my eyes open Just in case I run into him This most mysterious fellow, Cliff Edges