May 24 On this day in 1830 the famous nursery rhyme ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’ was published by the Boston publishing firm Marsh, Capen & Lyon, as a poem by Sarah Josepha Hale. It was possibly inspired by an actual incident. Today, two versions of the rhyme exist. A shorter version and the original onger version. This is my response which alludes slightly to the original. MARY DINES OUT-The Punk Version Mavis had a little lamb Then she ate some cakes Some Shepherd’s Pie A jug of milk And a bag of jelly snakes The people in the café All feared she’d explode But, she let out a monster burp And landed on the road. ©Alan j Wright