I love the randomness of poetic sparks. I embrace them with enthusiasm. They are a vital life source for poets. This idea burst upon the scene while scanning through my twitter (X) feed earlier this week. Social media can be mirky water to navigate, but if we move quickly past the toxic waste, there is treasure to be found. I came across an extensive rolling conversation where contributors were suggesting possible scenarios for a funeral. Humour and quirky darkness kept me engaged. The inventiveness of the contributions was most evident. Brainstorming at its best. Ideas dripping with potential. So what has emerged from my reading that day is partly found poetry further enhanced by improvisation on text and woven into a brand new poem. I could not have foretold what would spark my poetic juices that day, but that twitter feed has sparked a poem. I am most pleased to have composed this rather subversive ode to wicked intrigue. It reminds me that we must remain ope...