I am here to share a narrative poem and taking the opportunity to celebrate the frequently heard idiom- ' I'd like to be a fly on the wall.' I had a chuckle to myself while writing this one...
I must come clean here and reveal that Ronny Wunders, a character central to this poem is based on two of my childhood friends. He is a composite of two people and has featured in several of my previous poems. He is what is referred to as a recurring character. He does some heavy lifting for others who remain anonymous.
There is in fact a real Ronnie Wunders out there somewhere, as well. Allow me to explain...
Some years ago while walking through a large department store, an announcement rang out for someone called, Ronnie Wunders. I thought, what a great name- and the rest is history. I adopted Ronnie Wunders, in name only!
Ronnie's been having adventures in my poems ever since, along with Cliff Edges, Shirley Birley and others.
Ah the machinations of a poet's messy mind!
A Fly on the Wall
My friend, Ronny Wunders
Rang me and asked me to come
round to his place
I’ve got something to tell you,
said Ronnie
-It’s kind of a secret…
So, gobbled down my breakfast, climbed
on my bike
And zoomed round to his place.
Ronnie was waiting at the front
door
And waved at me to follow him
He was acting like a character
from a spy novel
The day felt strange and it was
only 9.00 am.
We went to his room where he
closed the door behind us
And began speaking in a raspy
whisper
Asking me to promise not to tell
anyone
About what he was going to tell
me
So, I promised not to tell
anyone about something I hadn’t yet been told
Which felt weird
-And then I waited to hear
Ronnie’s secret.
But before he could spill the
beans
I noticed a fly on the wall
I felt I must point it out to
Ronnie, just in case
Okay, says my friend
I’ll tell you later when there’s
no one hanging around
-But he never did tell me his
secret
And I now realize flies don’t
have ears
So why do people say
Ooh, I’d like to be a fly on the wall
when they talk about that?
It is once again, Poetry Friday and this time our host is Tracey Kiff Judson who does a deep dive into figurative language with some great insights.

Ronny Wunders! I am so happy that you snapped up that name when you heard it. Your story sparked my curiosity, so I had to google about flies for a while! : )
ReplyDeleteI literally swooped on the name. My wife was with at the time and she saw that mad look in my eye when the announcement was made. It looks like you are caught up in the buzz concerning flies, Tracey...
DeleteAs usual, finished off by asking a searching question. And what was ‘the best thing’ before sliced bread?
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