I find myself on a roll with quirky characters in recent posts... This time I'm introducing Rhonda who features in a poem with a repeated rhyming pattern across five stanzas. Rhonda is a composite character, pieced together from encounters in Fish & Chip establishments entered across the years. In reality I have met numerous Rhondas and none of them cook French fries... Feeling Chipper Rhonda serves me Fish and chips Serves them up with edgy quips Salt and vinegar on her lips She smiles across the counter Rhonda works For Fisherman Pete Fish and chips and lots of heat All day standing on her feet While frying smells surrounds her. Rhonda works there Through the week Gives the orders quite a tweak Never mild, never meek I’m rather fond of Rhonda Rhonda fries Potato cakes Scallops, croquettes, all it takes Among the many things she makes They all go in her fryer A streak of b...